Skylar was back at the same stupid strip club that had gotten him into this trouble in the first place. First Delilah had tourmented him...Then he had fallen in love with Kiley and had his heart broken. ALL he wanted to see was SOMEONE without a vagina. He wanted to talk to a guy just for a little bit to help clear his head.

Finn was walking down Knockturn alley. He wasn't really looking for anything... The doors of the strip club opened and he saw Skylar sitting at the bar. Skylar was a friend of his from long ago, he hadn't seen him in forever and didn't know how things would go. He entered the strip club and sat down next to Skylar. He didn't know if he would recognize him as they had both gotten so much older and mature. "Sup Sky?" Finn said, ordering a drink.

He turned to look at his long lost friend and his miserable face suddenly brightened. "Hey Finn! Wow you've changed! No longer the gangly little blond I notice." He chuckled and pointed to a seat close to himself. "What brings a lady like you to an establishment like this I wonder?" He smirked, hoping that their old friendship would soon return to the best friend status they had when they were younger and living near each other.

"It's probably the same thing that attracted a fine lady such as your self here." Finn said, returning the greeting. He extended his hand to Skylar, to see if he remembered their handshake. "You aren't the same short little punk that I used to know either. It's good to see you man."

He took a deep breath and laid a sigh of relief to see that his old best friend remembered their hand shake. As their hands wound up and did their final smacks on each other's shoulder's, he sat back on his stool. "I'm here because love sucks. I hate to say it but I think women were better when they still had cooties." He rolled his eyes and guzzled down his shot of whiskey and pointed to the bartendress for a new one.

"Very true." Finn gathered that Sky had his heart broken too. "I wish girls still did have cooties. It would save me a lotta pain." Finn ordered a beer. He drank about a quarter of it before setting it down. "So what's new with you?" He took another drink. A girl was dancing on the bar in front of him. "Keep it moving sweetie..." Finn said, "Women only cause heartbreak."

He shrugged. "We just got home from Africa and of course in the week or so since I've been here I've fallen in love, been rejected, and met a sluttly little witch who's trying to kill me I swear...You'd think that a girl would find it NICE when you don't want to get up her dress five minutes into meeting her!" He huffed and puffed. "Stupid jerk..."

((OOC: yep, you guessed it.))

Finn nodded. "This girl wouldn't happen to be named Delilah?" Finn asked, curious, "I think she ruined my relationship. I don't really know. She hasn't talked to me. She cheated on my and she hasn't even talked to me about it." He downed the rest of his beer and ordered another one.

He rolled his eyes at the mention of the girl's name. "She's hott, I'll give her that. You can't take that away from her. The broad is NUTS though! Wait...You dated her?" The way he said it sort of confused Skylar. He wasn't sure if he had dated the schizo, or if they had just had an encounter or two.

"No man, she tried to sleep with me. What a ho... I think she would screw anything with a pulse... She slept with my girlfriend more than once... She has just caused me a lot of pain. Pain that didn't deserve. I was gonna get married and live the good life, you know? Delilah ruined that for me because my girlfriend hasn't had the nerve to talk to me since."

His eyes grew wide. "Wow... Your story beats mine by a long shot. She likes chicks eh?" He shook his head as though trying to get the thought physically out of his head. "That's a new thought... I can't believe she did that to you... But your girlfriend should take some of the blame too. Delilah didn't rape her did she? If not then at least half of the blame goes to her too." He shook his head.

"But it was malicious wasn't it..."

"From what I hear, Faith, my girl, was pretty drunk... That makes it rape. But she never reported it or anything... Maybe she just decided she likes girls or something..." Finn took a long pull from his beer stein. "Anyways, what's new with you?"

He shook his head. "Nothing in particular right now. There was this girl... Kiley...But it's very clear that nothing will happen. I've only been back not too long and honestly, you're the first person I've met that hasn't expected something from me, needed something from me, wanted something from me or...Been Delilah. It's refreshing."

He looked to the stage where a blue eyed beauty swung on a pole and winked at him. "Yeah you just want a knut." He tossed one on the stage.

((OOC: Yeah I see the irony lol))

Finn finished his beer and ordered another one. "You're gonna have to try harder if you want any of my money!" Finn yelled at the girl on the pole. He was starting to get drunk, and angry. "That's why guys who are friends have a better time. Girls try to cause problems and start sh*t... Then they get into fights. I'm so glad that it hasn't been like that for us..." He raised his glass for a cheers.

Skylar smirked, equally drunk if not more so, as he had been sitting there for hours just watching the women. "Good to have guys. Bro's before ho's right?" He chuckled to himself at the brash american saying and clanked glasses with his friend, before guzzling his whiskey down. "Another here!" he barked at a young girl with a tray.

Finn smiled. "Yeah man, of course! I don't think I'm gonna be doing any dating anytime soon, but yeah, bros before hos." He downed his beer and told the waitress to bring him a firewhiskey. Finn downed about half of it and took some nuts from a jar on the bar.

He shook his head and looked at his friend. "You know at this point I'd just be satesfied with losing my virginity. This is getting rediculous here!" He guzzled the rest of his drink and tugged at the same girl he had just snapped at. "I thought I asked you for another drink!"

"You just drank it sir!" she whimpered nervously.

"I don't care! I want another one!"

Finn smiled. That was the skylar of old. Spontanious, and hilarious. "Hey, bring the man another drink! While your at it, bring me another!" Finn grinned. He was suprised that Sky was as open about this as he was. "Yeah... I dunno about that one... Sex only causes more problems..."

He rolled his eyes. "It may cause some buddy but you know just as well as I do that it fixes so many more of them." The little waitress brought him the two drinks, and as she turned to leave, he watched her bum. "A little flat, but it could work..."

Finn just about spit out his drink. "Sky man, when did you become so... Erm... interested in girls? The waitresses here are as ugly as the strippers!" Finn said, getting a dirty look from the waitress, "You should find someone you like, not because you want sex, but because you want to be with them..."

He waved a wide arm, spilling some of his drink on a stripper. "Oh suck it up, you'll be out of that dress in a second anyway so shut up!" He sighed, obviously drunk. "I tried that Finn. I tried it and she wasn't ready for a relationship blah blah FREAKIN BLAH and so now, I just want to f*** the first thing that sits in my lap. Female. Female..."

"That's not the best idea..." Finn smiled... "In some cases, though I've never heard this recommended... Porn might be the best idea for you man... I don't want you to catch somethin' or something..." Finn smiled. He sensed that Sky was so drunk that he wouldn't remember the conversation clearly, "You can't just go around having casual sex... It might work for you now, but in the future, you will want relationships to be more than that..." He turned to the nearest waitress. "Can we get two coffees?" He asked. He was through drinking.

Skylar shook his head. "There is nothing wrong with casual sex and you know it. I just need to find the right wench to keep around for a while, until I can find a girl I want to be with longterm that is willing to have me... I'm sick of this, and I'm sick of her!" he yelled, pointing at a random waitress who wasn't even looking in his direction. "Go get naked or something!"

Finn smiled. "I don't like the idea of casual sex... You don't know where she's been and what she's done... If you know what I mean..." Finn proceeded to elbow him in the ribs, "It's just not for me... Who are you looking at? I might know someone that is looking for the same thing." Finn wouldn't set up his mate with Delilah, he already knew about her... I might know some people..."

Skylar nodded. "What do they look like? Are they hot? What are their names? So long as they aren't those stupid stupid stupid stupid......" He got distracted, watching three strippers go by. "I wonder if she put her butt on that girl, and the other one put her face there... I wonder if she would look like an ostridge..."

"Well... You can't be picky..." Finn said smiling... "I can introduce you, but that's it... And I don't want to know anything after that..." He took a drink of his coffee, then set it down. "If you want sex, that's about it... I can't guarantee the quality of the girl..."

Skylar nodded, byt was very interested in watching the strippers walk around. It was only a few minutes before the next show..

"What's her name? Is she hott? Is she nice? Well nice doesn't matter so long as she doesn't have any diseases that I can catch.."

"And I would know the last part because?" Finn downed the remainder of his coffee, "She looks okay... I don't really like how she looks, but... well... Her name is Adeyla... She looks okay I guess." Finn could see how enthralled he was with the strippers. He smacked the back of Sky's neck. "Will you focus please?"

((OOC: That's me lol Well for the time being. Skylar is my best friend but he can't RP for a while... He is the guy in the pic but since life isn't fair and he broke his comp, I am Skylar.))

Sky shook his head. "I met her.. She's related to those Ferrari girls and I get the feeling that so much happens with them that I bet all of them have some kinds of diseases roaming through their blood streams..."